Announcing My New Kickstarter 5(e) Part Pact

 Introducing 5 part pact. It's a game set in Jay Dragon's game 7 Part Pact now compatible with the world's greatest role playing game. It's funding on Kickstarter Right Now!! It only has 300 days to go. This game is a cozy, wholesome game to allow you to tell stories about your favourite wizards living in a small cottage in the woods. There is optional pacifism mechanics for those without a mean bone in their body. Crafting mechanics, over 2000 adventures, 400 opinions and we might (if we hit our stretch goals) be the greatest contribution to landfills world wide. You can fully simulate entire economies.  

This is the Mariner. They are blue. (Art to be replaced when I am bothered to AI generate it)

 But what can you get? Well

  • an entire change of clothes
  • 50+ minis that won't even survive shipping 
  • A d77 Dice made out of Arsenic
  •  Over 500 cards that explain the game  
  • 4 hardcover books with aluminum edges. Player's book, GM book, a forgettable adventure and a Monster Book.
  • DnD Beyond integration plus more if we get stretch goals. 
  • A special forward written by Dungeon Whiner himself 
  • A mystery plush of your favorite character (could get the Legendary Mariner's Selkie) 
  • Access to a special playtesting and free labor  Discord that I won't read.  

All this for the only pledge tier of $8000. You will also be a valued editor, playtester and layout designer. 

Strech goals include a AP with Critical Hole, spellcasting mechanics and a pdf copy of the game.  

If we hit 1 million  dollars, I can afford to buy the mechanics designer (me) a soul.

If you have any queries about shipping, don't. I will disappear off the face of the earth in about a week.


#Delete bottom section. Happy April Fools

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I don't care about other people. I got to get back to robbing old people of their money.  Who even cares about blogs. I don't read blogs. I don't read RPG's in general. I am only doing this for money.  I am not paying anyone in this project. I don't even plan to fulfill any of this. 

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